I'm just about to go out with Shane, to go see Accepted.  I'll let you know how it was.

So I saw Accepted tonight.  All I have to say is, it is Hi-Freakin-Larious!!!  I may get totally chastised from my movie fanatic peers, but I really, really enjoyed this movie.  Justin Long was great in it and sold the part well, but the best performance has to go to Lewis Black who pretty much stole each and every scene he was in!  And the writers seemed like they based his entire dialogue on his act.

Sure it had it's kind of bland moments, but all in all the jokes and the comedy bits were great, and hit each high note in the joke.  Especially the last joke of the movie which was such a side splitting joke that every single person in the theatre were literaly splitting their sides from laughing.  People were still laughing when leaving the theatre.  Even myself!  It was such a good end to a great movie.

Go see it, or download it if you are that kind of person who downloads movies instead of enjoying the Money gauging ticket prices in an air-conditioned, comfortable seats, and a giant 50' screen.  Go right ahead and watch it on your tiny PC (or Mac) monitor.  Enjoy, and let that bare on your conscience!!!!!!

I'm done.

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Plus Sunday, I'm going to go see Snakes on a Plane.  This is going to be a fun movie-packed weekend!

Ok, so I definitely saw Snakes on a Plane Sunday night, and let me tell you, I freakin' loved it!  Yes, it was a pretty cheesy movie.  I mean, you know what happens, there are these Snakes, and they are on this plane.  And that's it.  Nothing more, nothing less.  I'd have to say it was one of the most entertaining movies I saw all summer.  It's definitely a movie you want to see with your friends at a movie theatre.  Reason why is because you will never get the same experience on DVD as you would within the theatre.  It's almost like an experience you need to share that will entertain you and your friends.

Reasons why you would love this movie are simple, and I break it down to my top five movie requests for anything snakes related below.

5) “Where did all these motherf—— snakes come from?”

Any movie that has more than one monster in it to terrorise us lowly humans is a definite must.  I don't want to see Jaws of a Snake on a Plane.  I want to see Snakessssss on a plane.

4) “Damnit!  This motherf—— snake bit me!”

I just hate it when movies with snakes in it, never show the snake biting someone.  You see it all the time.  Even as far back as old western movies.  The snake always bites off screen.  Or in say Anaconda, you never see a person get bit or swallowed whole.  You just assume that they get bit or eaten.  SoaP has none of that.  You see everything that the snake does to a person.  It's sick, disgusting, and damn right funny at the same time.

3) “How do I kill these motherf—– snakes!”

In movies there is always this one way to kill a snake, and usually only that one way.  You never see how many multiple ways to kill a snake.  But SoaP remedies that by not only showing you multiple ways to kill a snake, but kill them with style!  Including something you all wish you could do, or would do on a drunken bet, and that is take a snake and put it in a microwave to blow…..it……..uuuuUUUUUPPP!  And oh yes you see this in every gory detail in SoaP.

2) “Damnit!  This motherf—– snake bit my (insert body part here)!!!”

Imagine the one body part on a male or a female that you would love to see a snake bite in a snake movie.  And I can guarantee you, it's in SoAP!  Want to see a snake bite an eye?  SoaP's got it.  Want to see a snake bite a tongue?  SoaP's got it.  Want to see a snake bite any private part?  Oh, yes, SoaP's got it.  Let's just say you definitely will think twice guys answering the call of nature when you see this movie.  If you catch my drift.  Ouch!

1) “I'm sick and tired of these motherf—- snakes on this motherf—– plane!”

Just that line alone, makes the hype on the Internet for that line all that worth while.  Booyea!!!!!

So that is my short list of what is good about Snakes on a Plane.  One last thing I should mention, yes it has a cheesy story (not much to it, and it doesn't throw a curve ball plot twist in it to fake a good story), very stereotypical characters (from a flirtatious Flight Attendent, to a Egotistical rapper, and a tough FBI agent partner to Samuel L. Jackson), and some cheesy special effects, (the majority of the snakes are CGI), but all in all it is a very fun entertaining movie.  So go see it with friends, you would enjoy it.

Oh and btw, “All praise to the Playstation!!!!”  LOL  Had to throw that in there.

Toodles!!

Sssssssteve Sssssaylor “Ssssssssnowball”  (couldn't resist)

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